Everyone loves boobs. The bigger the better. It’s something both genders can agree on. A boob can fix any situation, especially if they’re whipped out at the right moment. Opinions vary. Some think boobs shouldn’t be too big, or too abundant. Not me. The bigger the better, the more the merrier. I loves boobs of all kinds. To celebrate them, I’ve slapped together a list of my favorite ones. Enjoy!
5. Ron Burgundy (Anchorman)
Ron Burgundy is a great boob. So great in fact, Ferrell continued to play the same character for over a decade. I love the boobery of Burgundy, the O.G. He would have ranked higher if not for the sequel.
4. Tick (The Tick)
The biggest boob on the list, physically, the Tick was created for no other purpose. If you missed it, or too young for it, make a point to watch the cartoon. I promise, you won’t regret.
3. Buster Bluth (Arrested Development)
Buster is my favorite Bluth. I was let down by the lack of Buster in season 4, but his single episode was one of the best. “Army had a half day.”
2. Launchpad McQuack (DuckTales)
Easily the best character on the show. The creators recognized this, making him Darkwing’s sidekick as well. Honestly, he was almost my number one until I remembered another.
1. Philip J. Fry (Futurama)
Fry made Futurama. Every character was great, each given a moment to shine, but Fry surpassed them all. He out Homered Homer Simpson on every level. Fry is the biggest boob of them all.
What are your favorite boobs? Comment below!